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<head></head>
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<HTML>
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<HEAD>
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<META HTTP-EQUIV="Content-Type" CONTENT="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1">
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<META NAME="Author" CONTENT="José David Guillén">
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<META NAME="GENERATOR" CONTENT="Mozilla/4.0b4 [en] (Win95; I) [Netscape]">
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<META NAME="Description" CONTENT="Pagina personal de José David Guillén, contiene mis pensamientos, ideas, hobbes, programas y enlaces a las páginas de mis amigos.">
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<!--<PARAM NAME="ScrollText" VALUE="Aun estas a tiempo de salvarte de la destrucción. ¡Vende tu alma al diablo!. Consulta los link's.">-->
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<TITLE>JD Soft.</TITLE>
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<BODY BACKGROUND="images/noche.gif">
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<CENTER><TABLE BORDER >
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<TR>
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<TD>
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<APPLET CODEBASE="applets/" CODE="ScrollText.class" WIDTH = 320 HEIGHT =20>
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<PARAM NAME="ScrollText" VALUE="Vende tu alma al diablo. Aun estas a tiempo de salvarte de las garras de MS">
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</APPLET>
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</TR>
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</TABLE>
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<A HREF="http://www.arrakis.es/~trotador/SatanOnLine/satanon.htm" target="_blank">
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¡¡¡Quiero venderla ahora!!! (esta bajo construcción)
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</A>
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<HTML>
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<TITLE> JD Soft.</TITLE>
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<FRAMESET ROWS="18%,82%" border=1>
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<FRAME SCROLLING=NO NORESIZE SRC="JD2.htm" NAME="Ocurrencias" border=1 marginwidth=0 marginheight=0>
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<FRAME SCROLLING=AUTO NORESIZE SRC="JDhome2.htm" NAME="Mi Pagina" border=1 marginwidth=0 marginheight=0>
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<HTML>
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<HEAD>
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<META HTTP-EQUIV="Content-Type" CONTENT="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1">
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<META NAME="GENERATOR" CONTENT="Mozilla/4.02 [en] (Win95; I) [Netscape]">
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<META NAME="Author" CONTENT="José David Guillén">
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<TITLE>JD Soft.</TITLE>
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</HEAD>
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<BODY TEXT="#000000" BGCOLOR="#000000" LINK="#FF6666" VLINK="#FFCC33" ALINK="#FFCCCC" BACKGROUND="images/noche.gif">
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<FONT COLOR="#FFFF00"><FONT SIZE=+2>HomePage</FONT></FONT>
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<P><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">C</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">omo habreís
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adivinado el da la foto de la derecha, soy yo, el de la izquierda es mi
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lado oscuro. <FONT SIZE=-2>( <BLINK>Si no veis la foto de la derecha, minimizad
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el explorador y maximizarlo despues </BLINK>).</FONT></FONT>
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<P><FONT COLOR="#FF0000"> B</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">ueno, mi nombre
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es</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFFFF"> <!--onMouseover="document['JD'].src='images/home.gif';" onMouseOut="document['JD'].src='images/JDgif.gif';">--></FONT><FONT COLOR="#000000"><A HREF="mailto:Jose-David.Guillen@cs.us.es">José
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David Guillén</A>,</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF00"> </FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">y
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soy programador, aunque hasta que no me vea con media carrera fuera, (osease
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aproba, y no rebotao), no empezaré a creermelo.</FONT>
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<P><FONT COLOR="#FF0000"> E</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">studio informática
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en la Facultad de Sevilla, que es lo que mas me gusta, también me
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gusta la electrónica, pero todo llegará.</FONT>
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<P><FONT COLOR="#FF0000"> S</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">i te gusta
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mi página y vas hacer un link desde la tuya, (para criticarla o
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lo que te de la gana), llevate el grafiquillo: <A HREF="http://www.arrakis.es/~infomundo/JD/images/go_jd.gif"><IMG SRC="images/go_jd.gif" BORDER=0 HEIGHT=31 WIDTH=88></A></FONT>
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<P><FONT COLOR="#FF0000"> F</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">ormo parte
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del</FONT><FONT COLOR="#000000"> </FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFCC00"><A HREF="http://www.arrakis.es/~infomundo">Club
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InfoMundo</A></FONT><FONT COLOR="#000000">, </FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">donde
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me reuno con gente con las mismas aficiones que yo, y realizamos pequeños
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proyectos en común, generalmente combinando la electrónica
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con la informática.</FONT>
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<P>
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<HR WIDTH="100%"><BLINK><FONT COLOR="#3366FF"><FONT SIZE=+3>Noticias</FONT></FONT></BLINK>
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<P><FONT COLOR="#FFFF00"><FONT SIZE=+1>31-10-97</FONT></FONT>
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<BR><FONT SIZE=+1><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"> ¡¿</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">A</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">divinas
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quien se va al <A HREF="http://www.simo.sei.es">SIMO tci</A> ?!. Siiiií,
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</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">YO</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">, mi tio Antonio
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me ha regalado las entradas y la habitación de hotel para pasar
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la noche del fin de semana. </FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">T</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">odavía
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estoy "flipando", este año no me la voy a perder. </FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">A</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">demas
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no voy solo, me acompañaran mi hermano y fran, al resto de amigos
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no le dan el fin de semana libre las empresas, (lo siento por vosotros).</FONT></FONT>
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<P><FONT COLOR="#FFFF00"><FONT SIZE=+1>20-10-97</FONT></FONT>
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<BR><FONT SIZE=+1><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"> ¿</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">S</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">abes
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quien tiene web-Site NUEVO?.</FONT></FONT>
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<BR><FONT SIZE=+1><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"> </FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">S</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">í,
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mi hermanito. </FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">A</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">si
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que <A HREF="http://www.arrakis.es/~namet/sol">pegate un garbeo</A> por
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alli, .e incrementale un puntito su contador. </FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">A</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">demas
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encontrar las '</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">T</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">rampas'
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para resolver casi cualquier juego, antiguo o nuevo. <A HREF="http://www.arrakis.es/~namet/sol">http://www.arrakis.es/~namet/sol</A></FONT></FONT>
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<P><FONT COLOR="#FFFF00"><FONT SIZE=+1>06-10-97</FONT></FONT>
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<BR><FONT SIZE=+1><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"> </FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">M</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">ala
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suerte, acabo de empezar el curso, y se me acorta el tiempo libre para
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mis hobbies. </FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">E</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">spero
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sacarle todo el jugo posible al curso, este año.</FONT></FONT>
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<P><FONT COLOR="#FFFF00"><FONT SIZE=+1>19-09-97</FONT></FONT>
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<BR><FONT SIZE=+1><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"> </FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">O</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">tra
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buena noticia para mi: </FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">A</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">probé
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ALGEBRA. </FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">W</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">auuuu,
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una menos, asi que recopilando, de primero solo me queda Física,
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y aun no esta todo dicho. </FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">A</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">
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ver que sale...</FONT></FONT>
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<P><FONT COLOR="#FFFF00"><FONT SIZE=+1>15-08-97</FONT></FONT>
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<BR><FONT SIZE=+1><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"> </FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">Y</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">a
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estamos de vuelta de la C@MPUS-PARTY, y hemos descansado despues de tres
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días casi sin dormir. </FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">N</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">o
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fue todo lo que se esperaba, de los ordenadores ni hablemos, solo habían
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unos 200 y pico, pero conocí a gente y lo pasamos bien. </FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">O</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">s
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animo a que asistais, siempre que podais, a eventos de este tipo.</FONT></FONT>
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<BR><FONT SIZE=+1><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"> </FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">S</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">e
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esta acabando el veranito, ¿le habeis sacado provecho?, por mi parte
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creo que lo he desperdiciado...</FONT></FONT>
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<P><FONT COLOR="#FFFF00"><FONT SIZE=+1>14-07-97</FONT></FONT>
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<BR><FONT SIZE=+1><FONT COLOR="#FFCCCC">¡HE APROBAO' CALCULO INFINITESIMAL
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de 1º!</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"> Despues de dos años ya
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era hora ¿no?.</FONT></FONT>
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<BR><FONT SIZE=+1><FONT COLOR="#FF0000"> B</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">ueno
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ahora veamos que pasa con las demas, JE, JE...</FONT></FONT>
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<BR><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"><FONT SIZE=+1>(No veas que sorpresa cuando me
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llamo esta tarde Manolo y me dijo que estaban las lista, "con voz chunga
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pa' mete miedo", cuando largo lo del aprobao' tope contento.)</FONT></FONT>
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<P><FONT COLOR="#FFFF00"><FONT SIZE=+1>12-07-97</FONT></FONT>
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<BR><FONT SIZE=+1><FONT COLOR="#FF0000"> O</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">s
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habeis apuntado ya al <A HREF="http://www.campus-party.org">C@MPUS-PARTY</A>,
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yo no me lo pienso perder, he hablado con los colegas y nos hemos inscrito
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para los tres dias que dura. Habrá 1.000 Ordenadores en RED, y con
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conexión a Internet, no te lo pierdas, creo que merecera la pena.
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( Por no hablar del pirateo que tiene que mover ).</FONT></FONT>
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<P><FONT COLOR="#FFFF00"><FONT SIZE=+1>29-06-97</FONT></FONT>
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<BR><FONT SIZE=+1><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">O</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">scar
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y yo, hemos acordado realizar una aventura gráfica, conjuntamente
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asi que a ver que sale, cuando la tengamos terminada, pasate por esta misma
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página para recogerla, juega, y nos das tu opinión.</FONT></FONT>
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<BR>
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<BR>
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<P>
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<HR WIDTH="100%">
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<CENTER><FONT SIZE=-1><FONT COLOR="#FFFF00">S</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFFFF">i
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no esta deacuerdo con el contenido de estas páginas, (te jodes),
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y</FONT> <A HREF="mailto:Jose-David.Guillen@cs.us.es">me escribes un mail
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</A>, <FONT COLOR="#FFFFFF">para destruir tu alma y vendersela al diablo.
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(Si quieres vender tu alma al diablo tu solito habla con</FONT> <A HREF="http://www.arrakis.es/~trotador/satanon.htm">vencebu@infierno.gov</A>)</FONT></CENTER>
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<CENTER><FONT SIZE=-1><FONT COLOR="#FFFF00">E</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFFFF">sta
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página esta protegida por el copyray (si la tocas, saco un bote
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de ray, o cucal y te lo echo encima).</FONT></FONT></CENTER>
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<CENTER><FONT SIZE=-1><FONT COLOR="#FFFF00">A</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFFFF">demas
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la última ves que la modifique ma o meno fue el 14-07-97.</FONT></FONT></CENTER>
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<HTML>
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<HEAD>
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<TITLE>JD Soft.</TITLE>
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</HEAD>
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<SCRIPT LANGUAJE="JavaScript">
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var rightVersion=false;
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//-->
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</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT LANGUAJE="JavaScript 1.1">
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<!-- Hidden again
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rightVersion = true;
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var objectnumber = 0;
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var pictures = new Array();
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//var JDimage = new Image();
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//-->
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</SCRIPT>
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<SCRIPT LANGUAJE="JavaScript">
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<!-- Last 'hidding'
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/****************************************************************************************/
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/* Coded by Ruben Franco Molina. rufm@hotmail.com */
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/* Collado Villalba (Spain) August 1997 */
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/* Retocado por José David Guillén http://www.arrakis.es/~infomundo/JD */
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/****************************************************************************************/
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//function JDimagePreload( image ){ JDimage.src = image; }
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function imagesPreload(name,image1,image2/*, JDimage*/) {
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if (rightVersion) {
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pictures[objectnumber]= new Array();
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pictures[objectnumber][0] = name;
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pictures[objectnumber][1] = new Image();
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pictures[objectnumber][1].src = image1;
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pictures[objectnumber][2] = new Image();
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pictures[objectnumber][2].src = image2;
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// pictures[objectnumber][3] = new Image();
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// pictures[objectnumber][3].src = JDimage;
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objectnumber++;
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}
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}
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function off () {
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if (rightVersion) {
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for (i=0; i<objectnumber; i++)
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document.images[pictures[i][0]].src = pictures[i][1].src;
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/* Añadido por mi, para que cambie mi foto a la vez que el menú */
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// document.images["JD"].src = JDimage.src;
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}
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}
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function on (name) {
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if (rightVersion) {
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for(i=0; i<objectnumber; i++) {
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if (pictures[i][0] == name)
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{
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document.images[pictures[i][0]].src=pictures[i][2].src;
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/* Añadido por mi, para que cambie mi foto a la vez que el menú */
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// document.images["JD"].src=pictures[i][3].src;
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}/* else {
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document.images[pictures[i][0]].src=pictures[i][1].src;
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}*/
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}
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}
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}
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imagesPreload("HomePage", "images/home0000.gif", "images/home.gif", "images/home0001.gif");
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imagesPreload("Proyectos", "images/proyect0000.gif", "images/proyect.gif", "images/proyect0001.gif");
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imagesPreload("Ocurrencias", "images/ocurr0000.gif", "images/ocurr.gif", "images/ocurr0001.gif");
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imagesPreload("Software Gratis", "images/soft0000.gif", "images/soft.gif", "images/soft0001.gif");
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imagesPreload("Mis Amigos", "images/amigos0000.gif", "images/amigos.gif", "images/amigos0001.gif");
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imagesPreload("Links", "images/links0000.gif", "images/links.gif", "images/links0001.gif");
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//JDimagePreload( "images/JDgif.gif" );
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//-->
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</SCRIPT>
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<body bgcolor=#FFFFFF BACKGROUND="images/fmenu.gif">
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<TABLE COLS=1 WIDTH="100%" >
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<TR>
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<TD>
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<CENTER><IMG SRC="images/JDgif.gif" name="JD" HEIGHT=100 WIDTH=59></CENTER>
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</TD>
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</TR>
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<TR>
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<TD>
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<BR>
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<a href="JDhome.htm" target="Mi Pagina" onMouseover="on('HomePage');" onMouseOut="off();"> <IMG SRC="images/home0000.gif" name="HomePage" border=0 HEIGHT=22 WIDTH=140></a><br><BR>
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<a href="JDproy.htm" target="Mi Pagina" onMouseover="on('Proyectos');" onMouseOut="off();"> <IMG SRC="images/proyect0000.gif" name="Proyectos" border=0 HEIGHT=22 WIDTH=140></a><br>
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<a href="JDocurr.htm" target="Mi Pagina" onMouseover="on('Ocurrencias');" onMouseOut="off();"> <IMG SRC="images/ocurr0000.gif" name="Ocurrencias" border=0 HEIGHT=22 WIDTH=140></a><br>
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<a href="JDsoft.htm" target="Mi Pagina" onMouseover="on('Software Gratis');" onMouseOut="off();"> <IMG SRC="images/soft0000.gif" name="Software Gratis" border=0 HEIGHT=22 WIDTH=140></a><br>
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<a href="JDamigos.htm" target="Mi Pagina" onMouseover="on('Mis Amigos');" onMouseOut="off();"> <IMG SRC="images/amigos0000.gif" name="Mis Amigos" border=0 HEIGHT=22 WIDTH=140></a><br><BR>
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<a href="http://www.arrakis.es/~infomundo/sites.html" target="Mi Pagina" onMouseover="on('Links');" onMouseOut="off();"><IMG SRC="images/links0000.gif" name="Links" border=0 HEIGHT=22 WIDTH=140></a><br>
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<!--
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<a href="JDlinks.htm" target="Mi Pagina" onMouseover="document['Links'].src='images/links.gif';" onMouseOut="document['Links'].src='images/links0000.gif';"><IMG SRC="images/links0000.gif" name="Links" border=0 HEIGHT=22 WIDTH=140></a><br>
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<TR>
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<TD>
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<CENTER>
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<FONT COLOR="#000000">Gente que ha desperdiciado su tiempo:
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<IMG SRC="/cgi-bin/Count.cgi?dd=B|df=JDmenu.dat" WIDTH=102 HEIGHT=32>
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<BR>desde el 11/07/97</FONT><BR>
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<APPLET WIDTH="100" HEIGHT="20" CODEBASE="applets/" CODE="DigitalClock.class" >
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<PARAM NAME="barsize" VALUE="6">
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<PARAM NAME="barwidth" VALUE="1">
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<PARAM NAME="barspace" VALUE="1">
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<PARAM NAME="bulletsize" VALUE="2">
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<PARAM NAME="between" VALUE="3">
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<PARAM NAME="bordersize" VALUE="1">
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<PARAM NAME="text" VALUE="ffffff">
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<PARAM NAME="bgcolor" VALUE="000077">
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</CENTER>
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<META NAME="Author" CONTENT="José David Guillén">
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<META NAME="GENERATOR" CONTENT="Mozilla/4.01 [en] (Win95; I) [Netscape]">
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<TITLE>Proyectos</TITLE>
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<BODY TEXT="#FFFF99" BGCOLOR="#000000" LINK="#FF6666" VLINK="#FFCC33" ALINK="#99FF99" BACKGROUND="images/noche.gif">
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<H1>
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<FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">Curiosidades</FONT></H1>
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<FONT SIZE=+1><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"> </FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">S</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">on
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simplemente, eso, cosas curiosas que he encontrado en la </FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">W</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">eb,
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o chorradas que se me ocurren, sigue mas abajo, seguro que hay algo que
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te interesa o te hace reir.</FONT></FONT>
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~VVV /'</FONT></TT>
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<BR><TT><FONT SIZE=-1>------------------------------------------------</FONT></TT></TD>
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|
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<TD VALIGN=TOP> <FONT COLOR="#FF0000">U</FONT>na cantidad de inmensa,
|
||||
almenos espero que llege a ser asi, de dibujos en ASCII.
|
||||
<BR> <FONT COLOR="#FF0000">M</FONT>uchos os preguntareis que para
|
||||
que un dibujo en ASCII, cuando tenemos el gráfico, pues
|
||||
bien, lo podemos usar como mensaje final en los e-mails.
|
||||
|
||||
<P> <FONT COLOR="#FF0000">D</FONT>entro del Zip, va tambien un programita
|
||||
que te permitirá convertir los archivo .Gif a formato de texto.
|
||||
<FONT COLOR="#FF0000">D</FONT>a buenos resultados.
|
||||
<CENTER> </CENTER>
|
||||
|
||||
<CENTER><A HREF="http://www.arrakis.es/~infomundo/ascii.zip"><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">B</FONT>ajate
|
||||
la colección de ASCII, desde aqui.</A></CENTER>
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
<P>( <FONT COLOR="#FF0000">S</FONT>i tienes alguno chulo que no este en
|
||||
el .Zip anterior mandamelo, para incluirlo )</TD>
|
||||
</TR>
|
||||
</TABLE>
|
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|
||||
<BR>
|
||||
<TABLE BORDER COLS=2 WIDTH="100%" >
|
||||
<CAPTION><B><FONT SIZE=+1><A HREF="http://www.arrakis.es/~infomundo/textos.zip"><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">T</FONT>extos
|
||||
divertidos y jocosos:</A></FONT></B></CAPTION>
|
||||
|
||||
<TR>
|
||||
<TD><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">-E</FONT>s Windows 95 un virus maestro
|
||||
<BR><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">-C</FONT>agaleras antes de los examenes parciales
|
||||
<BR><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">-E</FONT>l programa Novia.exe
|
||||
<BR><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">-C</FONT>ódigo secretro de MS ante la
|
||||
prensa</TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">-E</FONT>l romance de la derivada y la arcotangente
|
||||
<BR><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">-L</FONT>as leyes de Murphy
|
||||
<BR><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">-S</FONT>emejanzas entre la mujer y los elementos
|
||||
químicos
|
||||
<BR><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">-C</FONT>omo determinar que lenguaje estas usando
|
||||
(programación)</TD>
|
||||
</TR>
|
||||
</TABLE>
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
<P>
|
||||
<HR WIDTH="100%">
|
||||
<CENTER><FONT SIZE=+1><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">E</FONT>l disco duro de un
|
||||
pirata, a veces esta cargado con mucho Software ilegal...</FONT></CENTER>
|
||||
|
||||
<CENTER><FONT SIZE=+1>(<FONT COLOR="#FF0000">N</FONT>o me hago responsable
|
||||
del contenido de los discos duros que vas a visitar si <A HREF="quien.htm">pinchas
|
||||
aqui</A>.)</FONT></CENTER>
|
||||
|
||||
<HR WIDTH="100%">
|
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|
||||
<P><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"><FONT SIZE=+1>------</FONT></FONT>
|
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|
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<P>
|
||||
<HR WIDTH="100%">
|
||||
<CENTER> <FONT COLOR="#FF0000">S</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">i tienes
|
||||
o sabes de sitios donde encontrar cosas curiosas como estas o mejores,
|
||||
escribeme para poner los respectivos enlaces aqui, junto a los demas. </FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">N</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">o
|
||||
me hago responsable de las chorradas aqui expuestas, ni del contenido de
|
||||
las mismas.</FONT></CENTER>
|
||||
|
||||
</BODY>
|
||||
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|
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JDproy.htm
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||||
<HTML>
|
||||
<HEAD>
|
||||
<META HTTP-EQUIV="Content-Type" CONTENT="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1">
|
||||
<META NAME="Author" CONTENT="José David Guillén">
|
||||
<META NAME="GENERATOR" CONTENT="Mozilla/4.0b4 [en] (Win95; I) [Netscape]">
|
||||
<TITLE>Proyectos</TITLE>
|
||||
</HEAD>
|
||||
<BODY TEXT="#FFFF99" BGCOLOR="#000000" LINK="#FF6666" VLINK="#FFCC33" ALINK="#99FF99" BACKGROUND="images/noche.gif">
|
||||
|
||||
<H1>
|
||||
<FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">Proyectos</FONT></H1>
|
||||
|
||||
<CENTER><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"><FONT SIZE=+1>Aqui es donde expondre, y comentaré
|
||||
los proyectos que tengo, ademas de algunas ideas sobre los mismos.</FONT></FONT></CENTER>
|
||||
|
||||
<CENTER><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"><FONT SIZE=+1></FONT></FONT></CENTER>
|
||||
|
||||
<CENTER><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"></FONT></CENTER>
|
||||
|
||||
<CENTER>
|
||||
<HR WIDTH="100%"></CENTER>
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
<P><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"><FONT SIZE=+1>Este verano ( 1997 ), quiero empezar
|
||||
a programar C++, bajo Window / W95, ya he visto por encima el funcionamiento
|
||||
del API, y tengo vagas nociones sobre el funcionamiento de un programa
|
||||
C, bajo ventanuco. Se la que la programación para W, es infiinitamente
|
||||
mas compleja que para DOS, pero renovarse o morir. (Según mi opinión
|
||||
MS-DOS se esta muriendo, lenta y dolorosamente. Aunque ninguno de nosotros
|
||||
renunciará a él, cada día son más las empresas
|
||||
que lo abandonan).</FONT></FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"><FONT SIZE=+1></FONT></FONT>
|
||||
|
||||
<P>
|
||||
<HR WIDTH="100%">
|
||||
|
||||
<P><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"><FONT SIZE=+1>Oscar y yo, hemos empezado un proyecto
|
||||
conjunto: una aventura gráfica.</FONT></FONT>
|
||||
<BR><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"><FONT SIZE=+1>Vamos a emplear el modoX, ya que
|
||||
es el que nos ofrece una resolución lo bastante aceptable, y rápida
|
||||
al mismo tiempo: 360x400 / 256 col. ( Despues de descontar el cuadro de
|
||||
mandos quedan 360x300 )</FONT></FONT>
|
||||
<BR><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"><FONT SIZE=+1>Ninguno somos unos genios pero
|
||||
se hará lo que se pueda, en cuanto al dibujo, mejor no hablar.</FONT></FONT>
|
||||
<BR><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"><FONT SIZE=+1>Si quieres colaborar como grafista,
|
||||
mandanos un e-mail y te mandares un archivo explicando el tema, y desarrollo
|
||||
de la aventura, asi como el StoryBoard para que te situes ).</FONT></FONT>
|
||||
<BR><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"><FONT SIZE=+1>La aventura tratara, de un Estudiante,
|
||||
que trata de aprobar COMO SEA, el curso.</FONT></FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"><FONT SIZE=+1></FONT></FONT>
|
||||
|
||||
<P>
|
||||
<HR WIDTH="100%"><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"></FONT>
|
||||
|
||||
<P><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"><FONT SIZE=+1>Despues de ver lo del <A HREF="http://www.campus-party.org">C@MPUS-PARTY</A>,
|
||||
tuvimos una reunión urgente (<A HREF="http://www.arrakis.es/~infomundo">InfoMundo</A>)
|
||||
y decidimos movernos un poquito, para realizar algunas tarjetas de visitas,
|
||||
pancartas y hasta camisetas. Ya tenemos terminado el diseño de las
|
||||
tarjetas, son taco chulas, pero aun están pendientes las camisetas.
|
||||
Las pancartas creo que no suponen problema.</FONT></FONT>
|
||||
<BR><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"><FONT SIZE=+1>Algunos representantes de InfoMundo,
|
||||
asistirán a C@AMPUS-PARTY, entre ellos yo, no me lo perdería
|
||||
por nada, mejor por casi nada, nunca se sabe... ¿¡uhm?!</FONT></FONT>
|
||||
<BR><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"></FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"></FONT>
|
||||
|
||||
<P>
|
||||
<HR WIDTH="100%">
|
||||
</BODY>
|
||||
</HTML>
|
||||
152
JDsoft.htm
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JDsoft.htm
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|
||||
<HTML>
|
||||
<HEAD>
|
||||
<META HTTP-EQUIV="Content-Type" CONTENT="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1">
|
||||
<META NAME="GENERATOR" CONTENT="Mozilla/4.02 [en] (Win95; I) [Netscape]">
|
||||
<META NAME="Author" CONTENT="José David Guillén">
|
||||
<TITLE>JD Soft.</TITLE>
|
||||
</HEAD>
|
||||
<BODY TEXT="#000000" BGCOLOR="#000000" LINK="#FF6666" VLINK="#FFCC33" ALINK="#FFCCCC" BACKGROUND="images/noche.gif">
|
||||
<FONT COLOR="#FFFF00"><FONT SIZE=+2>Software ¡¡¡
|
||||
<BLINK>GRATIS</BLINK> !!!</FONT></FONT>
|
||||
|
||||
<P><FONT COLOR="#FF0000"> N</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">o son nada
|
||||
del otro mundo, los programas que hay aqui, pero he visto cosas peores.
|
||||
</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">A</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">demas si no
|
||||
te gusta, acuerdate del cucal, sí, ese del copyray de la HomePage.</FONT>
|
||||
<BR><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"> </FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">A</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">ctualmente
|
||||
no dispongo de mucho espacio en el servidor, de echo no dispongo de espacio,
|
||||
ya que este es prestado. Pero no problemo, lo meto en otros servidores
|
||||
y si cuando lo vayas a bajarlo ya no esta, prueba otro día.</FONT>
|
||||
<BR><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"> </FONT>
|
||||
<BR><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"> </FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">C</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">omo
|
||||
siempre, y como to's, pa' no quea mal: si sufres algún daño
|
||||
por la manipulación, mala utilización, o cualquier otro rollo,
|
||||
<U>no me hago responsable.</U></FONT>
|
||||
<CENTER><FONT SIZE=+1><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"> </FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">S</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">i
|
||||
no consiges llevarte algún programa y estas interesado, manda un
|
||||
e-mail, y te lo mando via correo electrónico.</FONT></FONT></CENTER>
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
<P>
|
||||
<HR WIDTH="100%">
|
||||
<BR>
|
||||
<TABLE BORDER COLS=2 WIDTH="100%" >
|
||||
<TR>
|
||||
<TD><B><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"><A HREF="http://www.arrakis.es/~namet/jdir.rar">JD_dir</A></FONT> </B>
|
||||
|
||||
<P><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"> Para los que aun prestamos culto a MS-DOS,
|
||||
metelo en un directorio del path, por ejemplo c:\dos. y renombralo a Ç,
|
||||
es mas rápido de pulsar.</FONT>
|
||||
<BR><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"> Como veis en la foto, sustituye al comando
|
||||
dir, es atractivo y los archivos estan clasificados segun los colores,
|
||||
es parecido al comando ls de linux.</FONT>
|
||||
|
||||
<P><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">Tamaño: 30 Kb.</FONT>
|
||||
<BR> </TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD>
|
||||
<CENTER><A HREF="http://www.arrakis.es/~namet/jdir.rar"><IMG SRC="images/Jdir.jpg" HEIGHT=171 WIDTH=320></A></CENTER>
|
||||
</TD>
|
||||
</TR>
|
||||
|
||||
<TR>
|
||||
<TD>
|
||||
<CENTER><IMG SRC="images/Frec.gif" HEIGHT=240 WIDTH=320></CENTER>
|
||||
</TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD VALIGN=TOP><B><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">Frec</FONT> </B>
|
||||
|
||||
<P><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">Generado de formas de ondas. Te permitirá
|
||||
generar todo tipo de ondas, incluso canal+.</FONT>
|
||||
<BR><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">Sus posibilidad son infinitas si lo usas bien.
|
||||
El diseño del hardware te lo has de bajar de <A HREF="http://www.arrakis.es/~infomundo">InfoMundo</A>.</FONT>
|
||||
|
||||
<P><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">Tamaño: 150 Kb.</FONT></TD>
|
||||
</TR>
|
||||
|
||||
<TR>
|
||||
<TD VALIGN=TOP><B><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">Plc</FONT> </B>
|
||||
|
||||
<P><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">Emulador de autómatas omRom. No se limita
|
||||
a la simple emulación, sino que incluye el diseño de un circuito
|
||||
para conseguir las salidas y entradas de forma física.</FONT>
|
||||
<BR><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">Contiene cinco ampliaciones de salidas y entradas,
|
||||
y multitud de funciones especificas para la depuración de los programas.</FONT>
|
||||
|
||||
<P><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">Tamaño: 140 Kb.</FONT>
|
||||
<BR> </TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD>
|
||||
<CENTER><IMG SRC="images/Plc.gif" HEIGHT=240 WIDTH=320></CENTER>
|
||||
</TD>
|
||||
</TR>
|
||||
|
||||
<TR>
|
||||
<TD><B><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">CD_OUT!</FONT> </B>
|
||||
|
||||
<P><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">Programa catalogador e instalador para los CD's,
|
||||
dispone la posiblidad de incorporarle sonidos, y ocho fotos de fondo que
|
||||
cambian al azar al iniciar el programa.</FONT>
|
||||
|
||||
<P><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">Tamaño: 500 Kb.</FONT></TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD VALIGN=TOP><B><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">Color Type</FONT></B>
|
||||
|
||||
<P><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">Permite añadir color a los textos de MS-DOS,
|
||||
utilizando secuencias ANSI, de forma cómoda y facil. Fuentes incluidos.</FONT>
|
||||
<BR>
|
||||
|
||||
<P><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">Tamaño: 25 Kb</FONT></TD>
|
||||
</TR>
|
||||
|
||||
<TR>
|
||||
<TD><B><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">Hora</FONT></B>
|
||||
|
||||
<P><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">Reloj para MS-DOS esta echo en QBasic pero tiene
|
||||
unos efectos gráficos muy curiosos. Incluye código fuente.</FONT>
|
||||
|
||||
<P><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">Tamaño: 10 Kb</FONT></TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD VALIGN=TOP><B><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">Demos</FONT></B>
|
||||
|
||||
<P><FONT COLOR="#FFFF99">Intentos de realizar unas 'demos' (intros), casi
|
||||
todas son de competiciones entre amigos. El demo pinball, es el demo que
|
||||
mas facilmente gané, al ver solo la intro de mi pinball (en modo
|
||||
texto, el gráfico estaba prohibido), mi rival se retiró.</FONT></TD>
|
||||
</TR>
|
||||
|
||||
<TR>
|
||||
<TD></TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD></TD>
|
||||
</TR>
|
||||
|
||||
<TR>
|
||||
<TD></TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD></TD>
|
||||
</TR>
|
||||
|
||||
<TR>
|
||||
<TD></TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD></TD>
|
||||
</TR>
|
||||
|
||||
<TR>
|
||||
<TD></TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD></TD>
|
||||
</TR>
|
||||
|
||||
<TR>
|
||||
<TD></TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD></TD>
|
||||
</TR>
|
||||
</TABLE>
|
||||
<FONT COLOR="#FFFF99"> </FONT>
|
||||
<BR>
|
||||
<BR>
|
||||
</BODY>
|
||||
</HTML>
|
||||
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README.md
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|
||||
#JD_v0
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
*11/07/1997*
|
||||
|
||||
ToDo: wwtcf?
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
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|
||||
Pringaos que han vendido su alma:
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
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|
||||
<HTML>
|
||||
<HEAD>
|
||||
<META HTTP-EQUIV="Content-Type" CONTENT="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1">
|
||||
<META NAME="Generator" CONTENT="Microsoft Word 97">
|
||||
<META NAME="Template" CONTENT="C:\PTEXTOS\MSOFFICE\OFFICE\html.dot">
|
||||
<META HTTP-EQUIV="Refresh" CONTENT="265">
|
||||
<META NAME="GENERATOR" CONTENT="Mozilla/4.01 [en] (Win95; I) [Netscape]">
|
||||
<TITLE>Satan On-Line</TITLE>
|
||||
</HEAD>
|
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<BODY TEXT="#000000" BGCOLOR="#FFFFFF" LINK="#0000FF" VLINK="#800080" ALINK="#FF0000" BACKGROUND="Vitalpen.gif">
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|
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<TABLE>
|
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<TR>
|
||||
<TD VALIGN=TOP WIDTH="150">
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<CENTER><IMG SRC="skull3.gif" HEIGHT=150 WIDTH=150></CENTER>
|
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||||
<TD>
|
||||
<H1>
|
||||
<FONT SIZE=+4>Satán On-Line</FONT></H1>
|
||||
</TD>
|
||||
</TR>
|
||||
</TABLE>
|
||||
|
||||
<CENTER><TABLE WIDTH="100%" >
|
||||
<TR>
|
||||
<TD VALIGN=TOP>( <FONT COLOR="#FF0000">Y</FONT>o, como representante terrenal
|
||||
de <FONT COLOR="#FF0000">S</FONT>atanás el <FONT COLOR="#FF0000">D</FONT>iablo,
|
||||
estoy espiritualmente legalizado, para realizar operaciones con almas.
|
||||
<FONT COLOR="#FF0000">S</FONT>i esta <FONT COLOR="#FF0000">U</FONT>d. interesado,
|
||||
por favor, lea atentamente el siguiente contrato de <FONT COLOR="#FF0000">C</FONT>ompra/<FONT COLOR="#FF0000">V</FONT>enta.
|
||||
<FONT COLOR="#FF0000">D</FONT>e tener alguna duda, consulte con <A HREF="mailto:satan@infierno.gov">satan@infierno.gov</A>
|
||||
)
|
||||
|
||||
<P>
|
||||
<HR WIDTH="100%"> <FONT COLOR="#FF0000">P</FONT>ara que la venta de
|
||||
su alma pueda ser efectuada deberá cumplir los siguientes requisitos,
|
||||
ademas de rellenar (<U>completamente</U>), el contrato, mas abajo *expuesto.
|
||||
|
||||
<P><B><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">R</FONT>equisitos</B>:
|
||||
<UL>
|
||||
<LI>
|
||||
<FONT COLOR="#FF0000">S</FONT>er mayor de edad.</LI>
|
||||
|
||||
<LI>
|
||||
<FONT COLOR="#FF0000">T</FONT>ener un alma en las condiciones adecuada
|
||||
para la realizar la transacción.</LI>
|
||||
|
||||
<LI>
|
||||
<FONT COLOR="#FF0000">N</FONT>o tener graves pecados en la conciencia.</LI>
|
||||
</UL>
|
||||
<B><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">C</FONT>ondiciones generales: </B>
|
||||
<UL>
|
||||
<LI>
|
||||
<FONT COLOR="#FF0000"> E</FONT>l pago será efectuado, inmediatamente
|
||||
después de comprobar en nuestros libros, el estado actual de su
|
||||
alma. </LI>
|
||||
|
||||
<LI>
|
||||
<FONT COLOR="#FF0000">E</FONT>l cobro del alma se realizará inmediatamente
|
||||
después de la muerte del contratante. </LI>
|
||||
|
||||
<LI>
|
||||
<FONT COLOR="#FF0000">U</FONT>na vez efectuada, la transacción,
|
||||
no podrá dar marcha atrás ninguna de las partes.</LI>
|
||||
</UL>
|
||||
|
||||
<BR>
|
||||
<BR>
|
||||
|
||||
<P><FONT SIZE=-2><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">*S</FONT><FONT COLOR="#000000">i
|
||||
no puedes ver correctamente todos los campos, maximiza tu explorador...</FONT><FONT COLOR="#FF0000"> </FONT> </FONT></TD>
|
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|
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<TD><IMG SRC="Levi_gre.gif" HEIGHT=603 WIDTH=376></TD>
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</TABLE></CENTER>
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<BR>
|
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<CENTER> </CENTER>
|
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|
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<TABLE BORDER COLS=1 WIDTH="100%" >
|
||||
<TR>
|
||||
<TD><FONT SIZE=+2>¡<FONT COLOR="#FF0000">C</FONT>ontrato para la
|
||||
venta de su <FONT COLOR="#FF0000">ALMA</FONT>!</FONT>
|
||||
<BR><FORM ACTION="pringao.txt " METHOD="POST" ACTION="mailto:trotador@arrakis.es">
|
||||
<TABLE WIDTH="100%" >
|
||||
<TR>
|
||||
<TD><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">N</FONT>ombre: </TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD><INPUT TYPE="TEXT" MAXLENGTH="30" NAME="Nombre" VALUE="Su nombre"> </TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">A</FONT>pellidos:</TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD><INPUT TYPE="TEXT" MAXLENGTH="30" NAME="Apellidos" VALUE="Su Apellido"></TD>
|
||||
</TR>
|
||||
|
||||
<TR>
|
||||
<TD><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">F</FONT>echa de <FONT COLOR="#FF0000">N</FONT>acimiento: </TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD><INPUT TYPE="TEXT" MAXLENGTH="10" NAME="Fecha de Nacimiento" VALUE="Su fecha"></TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD></TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD></TD>
|
||||
</TR>
|
||||
|
||||
<TR>
|
||||
<TD></TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD></TD>
|
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|
||||
<TD></TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD></TD>
|
||||
</TR>
|
||||
|
||||
<TR>
|
||||
<TD><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">R</FONT>eligión / <FONT COLOR="#FF0000">C</FONT>ulto: </TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD><INPUT TYPE="TEXT" MAXLENGTH="30" NAME="ReligionCulto" VALUE="Su religion/culto"></TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">P</FONT>rofesión: </TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD><INPUT TYPE="TEXT" MAXLENGTH="30" NAME="Profesión" VALUE="Su profeción"></TD>
|
||||
</TR>
|
||||
|
||||
<TR>
|
||||
<TD></TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD></TD>
|
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|
||||
<TD></TD>
|
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|
||||
<TD></TD>
|
||||
</TR>
|
||||
|
||||
<TR>
|
||||
<TD><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">E</FONT>-mail: </TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD><INPUT TYPE="TEXT" MAXLENGTH="30" NAME="E-mail" VALUE="su@email"></TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">U</FONT>rl: </TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD><INPUT TYPE="TEXT" MAXLENGTH="40" NAME="Url" VALUE="su página web"></TD>
|
||||
</TR>
|
||||
</TABLE>
|
||||
<FONT COLOR="#FF0000">M</FONT>otivos de la venta:
|
||||
<BR><TEXTAREA COLS="60" ROWS="6" NAME="Motivos de la venta">¿
|
||||
Por qué desea vendernos su alma ? ( satan@infierno.gov ) <P></TEXTAREA>
|
||||
<BR>
|
||||
<CENTER><B>¿ <FONT COLOR="#FF0000">Q</FONT>ué desea a cambio
|
||||
de su alma ?</B></CENTER>
|
||||
|
||||
<CENTER> </CENTER>
|
||||
|
||||
<CENTER><TABLE BORDER COLS=2 WIDTH="100%" >
|
||||
<TR>
|
||||
<TD><INPUT TYPE="RADIO" name="motivos" ><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">V</FONT>ida
|
||||
eterna
|
||||
<BR><INPUT TYPE="RADIO" name="motivos"><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">E</FONT>l
|
||||
amor de la persona deseada
|
||||
<BR><INPUT TYPE="RADIO" name="motivos"><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">L</FONT>a
|
||||
destrucción de sus enemigos</TD>
|
||||
|
||||
<TD><INPUT TYPE="RADIO" name="motivos"><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">R</FONT>iquezas
|
||||
sin limites
|
||||
<BR><INPUT TYPE="RADIO" name="motivos"><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">C</FONT>onocimientos
|
||||
infinitos
|
||||
<BR><INPUT TYPE="RADIO" name="motivos"><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">O</FONT>tros: <INPUT TYPE="TEXT" MAXLENGTH="30" NAME="Otros motivos por los que vende su alma"></TD>
|
||||
</TR>
|
||||
</TABLE></CENTER>
|
||||
|
||||
<H2>
|
||||
¿ <FONT COLOR="#FF0000">E</FONT>stá <FONT COLOR="#FF0000">U</FONT>ds.
|
||||
seguro ?</H2>
|
||||
<I><FONT COLOR="#FF0000">U</FONT>na vez que acepte la venta de su alma
|
||||
es irreversible.</I>
|
||||
|
||||
<P><INPUT TYPE="SUBMIT" VALUE="Sí, vendo mi alma." ><INPUT TYPE="RESET" VALUE="No, me arrepiento"></FORM></TD>
|
||||
</TR>
|
||||
</TABLE>
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
<P>
|
||||
<HR>
|
||||
<BR>Background Song is Chrono Trigger Theme
|
||||
<BR><EMBED SRC=ctend.mid HEIGHT=15 WIDTH=145 AUTOSTART=true LOOP=false CONTROLS=SMALLCONSOLE>
|
||||
|
||||
<P>Bencebú.
|
||||
<BR>Copyright © 1997 [Infiernos Club]. All rights reserved.
|
||||
<BR>Revised: junio 06 1996. <B>( Idea original Cé, composición
|
||||
JD )</B>
|
||||
</BODY>
|
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|
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curiosidades/AscII/2FINGERS.TXT
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curiosidades/AscII/2FINGERS.TXT
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* n (O O) n
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|
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|
||||
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|
||||
29
curiosidades/AscII/ALIEN.TXT
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curiosidades/AscII/ALIEN.TXT
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|
||||
. . . . . . . . . + .
|
||||
. . : . .. :. .___---------___.
|
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. . . . :.:. _".^ .^ ^. '.. :"-_. .
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||||
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|
||||
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|
||||
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|
||||
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||||
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|
||||
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|
||||
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|
||||
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||||
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|
||||
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|
||||
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||||
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||||
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|
||||
/ /
|
||||
/ \
|
||||
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||||
34
curiosidades/AscII/ASCII.NFO
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curiosidades/AscII/ASCII.NFO
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|
||||
# ---------------------------------------------------------------------- #
|
||||
# Filename : ReadMe.txt - For Mind ASCII / Pics
|
||||
# Description : ReadMe and info on Mind's support and usage of ASCII
|
||||
# Author(s) : sage [fear him]
|
||||
# ---------------------------------------------------------------------- #
|
||||
|
||||
Towards the end of the beta process, and what a long process it was,
|
||||
I decided that I would indeed incorporate ASCII / Picture commands (playback, support, etc.)
|
||||
into Mind. I have included very few ASCII text files. Mostly cause the majority are lame.
|
||||
ACSII / Pic Playing, in general is lame, but it's a nice addition. Whenever you wish to add
|
||||
ASCII to Mind's collection, simply copy it in raw form into c:\smoke\ASCII. Simple as shit.
|
||||
Raw Form is just the ASCII picture, no numbers (like those needed on line 1
|
||||
by mIRC's $read variable), no ; or # comments, nothing but the picture. The text must be
|
||||
in DOS Text file format, with the extension .txt. (Note: here is a quick example of how to
|
||||
copy easily: copy filename.ext c:\smoke\ASCII\*.txt - this will copy filename.ext, whatever
|
||||
it may be, into /ASCII and give it a .TXT extension. Mind uses .txt to simplify playing). daz
|
||||
it.
|
||||
|
||||
To play:
|
||||
type: /pic
|
||||
this will bring up a file dialog box with c:\smoke\ASCII\*.txt showing. select a picture
|
||||
and hit OK. Simple.
|
||||
(from popups):
|
||||
PopUp Main | Channel | Play ASCII
|
||||
same as before.
|
||||
|
||||
*** Note On Viewing ASCII: To view ASCII correctly, you need a fixed proportional font (ie
|
||||
not a True Type font or one that has different sizes and spaces for every charactor). This
|
||||
is because every line is dependent on matching up with the lines above and below it to make
|
||||
the picture correctly. Mind's default font, and most other fonts, will not display ASCII
|
||||
100% perfect, but it will be still readable. To view your and other peoples ASCII,
|
||||
try using Mind with a fixed size font, like Courier or System. Note: Sending and playing
|
||||
ASCII / Pics will not be affected by any font.
|
||||
|
||||
13
curiosidades/AscII/BAT.TXT
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13
curiosidades/AscII/BAT.TXT
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|
||||
_-. .-_
|
||||
_..-'( )`-.._
|
||||
./'. '||\\. (\_/) .//||` .`\.
|
||||
./'.|'.'||||\\|.. )*.*( ..|//||||`.`|.`\.
|
||||
./'..|'.|| |||||\``````` " '''''''/||||| ||.`|..`\.
|
||||
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|
||||
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|
||||
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|
||||
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|
||||
|/' \./' `\./ |/\ /\| \./' `\./ `\|
|
||||
V V V }' `\ /' `{ V V V
|
||||
` ` ` U ' '
|
||||
7th Sphere
|
||||
8
curiosidades/AscII/BEEF.TXT
Normal file
8
curiosidades/AscII/BEEF.TXT
Normal file
@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
|
||||
* (__) BBBBBB--EEEEEEE-EEEEEEE-FFFFFFF
|
||||
* /oo\\BB---BB-EE------EE------FF-----\\
|
||||
* \\ / BBBBBB--EEEEEE--EEEEEE--FFFFF-- |
|
||||
* oo BB---BB-EE------EE------FF----- |
|
||||
* BBBBBB--EEEEEEE-EEEEEEE-FF----- ^
|
||||
* | | | |
|
||||
* ^ ^ ^ ^
|
||||
|
||||
8
curiosidades/AscII/COW.TXT
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8
curiosidades/AscII/COW.TXT
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|
||||
* (__)
|
||||
* /oo\\________
|
||||
* \\ / \\
|
||||
* \\/ / \\
|
||||
* \\_|___\\_|/.\\
|
||||
* || YY| o '
|
||||
* || || O
|
||||
* ^^ ^^
|
||||
21
curiosidades/AscII/DEVIL.TXT
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21
curiosidades/AscII/DEVIL.TXT
Normal file
@ -0,0 +1,21 @@
|
||||
/Burn in Hell fucker!\
|
||||
/| , |\
|
||||
/' | /( )\ | `\
|
||||
/' \ | `~~~~~' | / `\
|
||||
/' \ \ \ , / / / `\
|
||||
/C \ | ___ | / C\
|
||||
OC | `\ \ ` ' / /' | CO
|
||||
OC / | __\_/~\ /~\_/__ | \ CO
|
||||
Oo | \/' ` ' ' `\/ | oO
|
||||
OC | | : | | CO
|
||||
oOC /~~~\_ | ;,__,',__,; | _/~~~\ COo
|
||||
oOC | \\ '\ _|_ /` // | COo
|
||||
oOC | ~\ | _|_ | /~ | COo
|
||||
oOC \ , \ \_______/ / , / COo
|
||||
OC `\ \ \ \_____/ / / /' CO
|
||||
O `\ \, \ \ / / ,/ /' O
|
||||
O /~~\\ \\_\ |___| /_// /~~\ O
|
||||
\ | `\, \ | | | | / ,/ | /
|
||||
\ | / / ''' ``` \ \ | /
|
||||
\| / / 7th Sphere \ \ |/
|
||||
`\ VVV~ ~VVV /'
|
||||
13
curiosidades/AscII/DRAGON.TXT
Normal file
13
curiosidades/AscII/DRAGON.TXT
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@ -0,0 +1,13 @@
|
||||
\||/
|
||||
| @___oo
|
||||
/\ /\ / (__,,,,|
|
||||
) /^\) ^\/ _)
|
||||
) /^\/ _)
|
||||
) _ / / _)
|
||||
/\ )/\/ || | )_)
|
||||
< > |(,,) )__)
|
||||
|| / \)___)\
|
||||
| \____( )___) )___
|
||||
\______(_______;;; __;;;
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
15
curiosidades/AscII/DRAGON2.TXT
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15
curiosidades/AscII/DRAGON2.TXT
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@ -0,0 +1,15 @@
|
||||
/ \
|
||||
_ ) (( )) (
|
||||
(@) /|\ ))_(( /|\ _
|
||||
|-|`\ / | \ (/\|/\) / | \ (@)
|
||||
| |-------------/--|-voV---\`|'/--Vov-|--\--------------|-|
|
||||
|-| 7th Sphere '^` (o o) '^` 7th Sphere | |
|
||||
| | `\Y/' |-|
|
||||
|-| http://www.magpage.com/~warlock/ | |
|
||||
| | Official Site |-|
|
||||
|_|_____________________________________________________| |
|
||||
(@) l /\ / ( ( \ /\ l `\|-|
|
||||
l / V \ \ V \ l (@)
|
||||
l/ _) )_ \I
|
||||
`\ /'
|
||||
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|
||||
24
curiosidades/AscII/HEAD.TXT
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24
curiosidades/AscII/HEAD.TXT
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|
||||
_
|
||||
_( (~\
|
||||
_ _ / ( \> > \
|
||||
-/~/ / ~\ :; \ _ > /(~\/
|
||||
|| | | /\ ;\ |l _____ |; ( \/ > >
|
||||
_\\)\)\)/ ;;; `8o __-~ ~\ d| \ //
|
||||
///(())(__/~;;\ "88p;. -. _\_;.oP (_._/ /
|
||||
(((__ __ \\ \ `>,% (\ (\./)8" ;:' i
|
||||
)))--`.'-- (( ;,8 \ ,;%%%: ./V^^^V' ;. ;.
|
||||
((\ | /)) .,88 `: ..,,;;;;,-::::::'_::\ ||\ ;[8: ;
|
||||
)| ~-~ |(|(888; ..``'::::8888oooooo. :\`^^^/,,~--._ |88:: |
|
||||
|\ -===- /| \8;; ``:. oo.8888888888:`((( o.ooo8888Oo;:;:' |
|
||||
|_~-___-~_| `-\. ` `o`88888888b` )) 888b88888P""' ;
|
||||
; ~~~~;~~ "`--_`. b`888888888;(.,"888b888" ..::;-'
|
||||
; ; ~"-.... b`8888888:::::.`8888. .:;;;''
|
||||
; ; `:::. `:::OOO:::::::.`OO' ;;;''
|
||||
: ; `. "``::::::'' .'
|
||||
; `. \_ /
|
||||
; ; +: ~~-- `:' -';
|
||||
`: : .::/
|
||||
; How'd ya like that? ;;+_ :::. :..;;;
|
||||
;;;;;;,;;;;;;;;,;
|
||||
|
||||
7th Sphere
|
||||
5
curiosidades/AscII/MEOW.TXT
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5
curiosidades/AscII/MEOW.TXT
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@ -0,0 +1,5 @@
|
||||
* _ __/|
|
||||
* \\'X.X'
|
||||
* =(___)=
|
||||
* U
|
||||
* MEOW!!!
|
||||
2921
curiosidades/AscII/Monkey.txt
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2921
curiosidades/AscII/Monkey.txt
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10
curiosidades/AscII/OPS.TXT
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curiosidades/AscII/OPS.TXT
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|
||||
* -------------- SLaP Me SuMMa DaT PLuS oH! -------------------
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||||
* <<<< +o+o+o+o+o+ o+o+o+o+o+o+ o+o+o+o+o+o
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||||
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|
||||
* -------------- SLaP Me SuMMa DaT PLuS oH! -------------------
|
||||
17
curiosidades/AscII/POLICE.TXT
Normal file
17
curiosidades/AscII/POLICE.TXT
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|
||||
_____________________
|
||||
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|
||||
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||||
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||||
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||||
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||||
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||||
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||||
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||||
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||||
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||||
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||||
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||||
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|
||||
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|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
8
curiosidades/AscII/ROSE2.TXT
Normal file
8
curiosidades/AscII/ROSE2.TXT
Normal file
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|
||||
____ ___ __----__ _/\
|
||||
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||||
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||||
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||||
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||||
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|
||||
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|
||||
|
||||
4
curiosidades/AscII/ROTATE.TXT
Normal file
4
curiosidades/AscII/ROTATE.TXT
Normal file
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|
||||
* n /
|
||||
* H o o
|
||||
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|
||||
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|
||||
19
curiosidades/AscII/SKULL2.TXT
Normal file
19
curiosidades/AscII/SKULL2.TXT
Normal file
@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
|
||||
_________-----_____
|
||||
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|
||||
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|
||||
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||||
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||||
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||||
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||||
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||||
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|
||||
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||||
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|
||||
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|
||||
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|
||||
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|
||||
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|
||||
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|
||||
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|
||||
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|
||||
dead."
|
||||
6
curiosidades/AscII/TRAIN.TXT
Normal file
6
curiosidades/AscII/TRAIN.TXT
Normal file
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|
||||
* . . . . o o o o o
|
||||
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|
||||
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||||
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||||
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|
||||
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|
||||
95
curiosidades/AscII/Tia.txt
Normal file
95
curiosidades/AscII/Tia.txt
Normal file
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|
||||
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||||
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||||
8
curiosidades/AscII/WOOP.TXT
Normal file
8
curiosidades/AscII/WOOP.TXT
Normal file
@ -0,0 +1,8 @@
|
||||
* ____ ____
|
||||
* _ __/ __ \\/ __ \\____
|
||||
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|
||||
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|
||||
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|
||||
* /_/
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
217
curiosidades/Lenguaje.txt
Normal file
217
curiosidades/Lenguaje.txt
Normal file
@ -0,0 +1,217 @@
|
||||
______ How to Determine Which Programming Language You're Using
|
||||
(__ __) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||||
/ /
|
||||
/ /
|
||||
(_/he proliferation of modern programming languages which seem to have
|
||||
stolen countless features from each other sometimes makes it difficult to
|
||||
remember which language you're using. This guide is offered as a public
|
||||
service to help programmers in such dilemmas.
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
C: You shoot yourself in the foot.
|
||||
|
||||
C++: You accidently create a dozen instances of yourself and shoot them
|
||||
all in the foot. Providing emergency medical care is impossible
|
||||
since you can't tell which are bitwise copies and which are just
|
||||
pointing at others and saying, "that's me, over there."
|
||||
|
||||
Ada: If you are dumb enough to actually use this language, the United
|
||||
States Department of Defense will kidnap you, stand you up in
|
||||
front of a firing squad, and tell the soldiers, "Shoot at his
|
||||
feet."
|
||||
|
||||
Ada: After correctly packaging your foot, you attempt to concurrently
|
||||
load the gun, pull the trigger, scream and shoot yourself in the
|
||||
foot. When you try, however, you discover that your foot is of the
|
||||
wrong type.
|
||||
|
||||
Algol: You shoot yourself in the foot with a musket. The musket is
|
||||
esthetically fascinating, and the wound baffles the adolescent
|
||||
medic in the emergency room.
|
||||
|
||||
APL: You hear a gunshot, and there's a hole in your foot, but you
|
||||
don't remember enough linear algebra to understand what happened.
|
||||
|
||||
APL: You shoot yourself in the foot, then spend all day figuring out
|
||||
how to do it fewer characters.
|
||||
|
||||
Apple System 7: Double click the gun icon and a window giving a selection
|
||||
for guns, target areas, plus ballon help with medical remedies,
|
||||
and assorted sound effects. Click shoot button and small bomb
|
||||
appears with note "Error of type 1 has occurred."
|
||||
|
||||
Assembly: You crash the OS and overwrite the root disk. The system
|
||||
administrator arrives and shoots you in the foot. After
|
||||
a moment of contemplation, the administrator shoots himself
|
||||
in the foot and then hops around the room rabidly shooting
|
||||
at everyone in sight.
|
||||
|
||||
Assembly: You try to shoot yourself in the foot only to discover you
|
||||
must first reinvent the gun, the bullet, and your foot.
|
||||
|
||||
BASIC: Shoot self in foot with water pistol. On big systems, continue
|
||||
until entire lower body is waterlogged.
|
||||
|
||||
CLIPPER: You grab a bullet, get ready to insert it in the gun so that ou
|
||||
can shoot yourself in the foot, and discover that the gun that the
|
||||
bullet fits has not yet been built, but should be arriving in the
|
||||
mail _REAL_SOON_NOW_.
|
||||
|
||||
COBOL: USEing a COLT45 HANDGUN, AIM gun at LEG.FOOT, THEN place
|
||||
ARM.HAND.FINGER on HANDGUN.TRIGGER, and SQUEEZE. THEN
|
||||
return HANDGUN to HOLSTER. Check whether shoelace needs
|
||||
to be retied.
|
||||
|
||||
Concurrent Euclid: You shoot yourself in somebody else's foot.
|
||||
|
||||
DBase: You squeeze the trigger, but the bullet moves so slowly that by
|
||||
the time your foot feels the pain you've forgotten why you shot
|
||||
yourself anyway. <rboatright>
|
||||
|
||||
DBase IV version 1.0: You pull the trigger, but it turns out that the gun
|
||||
was a poorly-designed grenade and the whole building blows up.
|
||||
|
||||
English: You put your foot in your mouth, then bite it off.
|
||||
(For those who don't know, English is a McDonnell Douglas/PICK query
|
||||
language which allegedly requires 110% of system resources to run
|
||||
happily.)
|
||||
|
||||
Forth: yourself foot shoot.
|
||||
|
||||
FORTRAN: You shoot yourself in each toe, iteratively, until you run out
|
||||
of toes, then you read in the next foot and repeat. If you run
|
||||
out of bullets, you continue anyway because you have no exception-
|
||||
processing ability.
|
||||
|
||||
Genetic Algorithms: You create 10,000 strings describing the best way to shoot
|
||||
yourself in the foot. By the time the program produces the optimal
|
||||
solution, humans have evolved wings and the problem is moot.
|
||||
|
||||
HyperTalk: Put the first bullet of the gun into foot left of leg of you.
|
||||
Answer the result.
|
||||
|
||||
INFORMIX: The first gun doesn't work. Three months later INFORMIX's support
|
||||
desk send another gun which doesn't match the version number of the
|
||||
bullets. INFORMIX suggest you upgrade to INFORMIX-ONLINE. You pull
|
||||
the trigger and you shoe gets wet.
|
||||
|
||||
INGRES: You pull the trigger, and your identical twin in San Franciso gets
|
||||
shot. You then turn off distributed query optimisation.
|
||||
|
||||
370 JCL: You send your foot down to MIS with a 4000-page document explaining
|
||||
how you want it to be shot. Three years later, your foot comes back
|
||||
deep-fried.
|
||||
|
||||
Lisp: You shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with
|
||||
which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun
|
||||
with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the
|
||||
gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds...
|
||||
|
||||
Modula/2: After realizing that you can't actually accomplish anything
|
||||
in the language, you shoot yourself in the head.
|
||||
|
||||
Motif: You spend days writing a UIL description of your foot, the
|
||||
trajectory, the bullet, and the intricate scrollwork on the
|
||||
ivory handles of the gun. When you finally get around to pulling
|
||||
the trigger, the gun jams.
|
||||
|
||||
Neural Networks: You train the network in how to shoot your foot, after which
|
||||
it generalizes and keeps trying to locate some guy named Connor on
|
||||
the net...
|
||||
|
||||
Objective-C (NeXT): You write a protocol for shooting yourself in the foot
|
||||
so that all people can get shot in their feet.
|
||||
|
||||
OCCAM: You send a message to your finger, which sends a message to the
|
||||
trigger, which sends a message to the firing pin, which sends a
|
||||
message to the primer, which sends a message to the firing charge,
|
||||
which sends a message to the bullet which sends a very unpleasant
|
||||
message to your foot.
|
||||
The pipeline continues to run, a hail of bullets emerging from the
|
||||
output channel and drilling their way via your foot to the centre of
|
||||
the earth. The high velocity arrival of such stupendous amounts of
|
||||
lead creates a density shock-wave which eventually collapses beyond
|
||||
its own event horizon. The black hole thus formed goes on to absorb
|
||||
earth, most of the minor planets and the Sun.
|
||||
The problems of your foot become increasingly insignificant during
|
||||
this process.
|
||||
Hyper intelligent beings from the planet Zorg nod their several heads
|
||||
wisely and confide to each other:
|
||||
`I always said Tony was a complete twat'
|
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|
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ORACLE: ORACLE sell you a gun, a box of bullets, a holster, a cardboard
|
||||
mock-up of a wild-west town and a stetson. You find the trigger takes
|
||||
twenty seven people to pull it. ORACLE provide 26 consultants all
|
||||
with holsters, cardboard mock-ups and stetsons. The bullet doesn't
|
||||
leave the gun-barrel and you hire four more ORACLE consultants to
|
||||
optimise. The bullet bounces off your sandals. You decide to buy
|
||||
INGRES. Richard Donkin shoots you in the foot.
|
||||
|
||||
Paradox: Not only can you shoot yourself in the foot, your users can too.
|
||||
|
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Pascal: The compiler won't let you shoot yourself in the foot.
|
||||
|
||||
PL/I: You consume all available system resources, including all the
|
||||
offline bullets. The DataProcessing&Payroll Department doubles
|
||||
its size, triples its budget, acquires four new mainframes, and
|
||||
drops the original one on your foot.
|
||||
|
||||
Prolog: You attempt to shoot yourself in the foot, but the bullet, failing
|
||||
to find its mark, backtracks to the gun which then explodes in
|
||||
your face.
|
||||
|
||||
Prolog: You tell your program you want to be shot in the foot. The
|
||||
program figures out how to do it, but the syntax doesn't allow
|
||||
it to explain.
|
||||
|
||||
Revelation: You'll be able to shoot yourself in the foot just as soon
|
||||
as you figure out what all these bullets are for.
|
||||
|
||||
RTL: You start to really shoot yourself in the foot, but 6 slugs is too
|
||||
many for an array and blows the compiler to pieces. Eventually you
|
||||
realise you must rebuild the compiler to allow such huge arrays.
|
||||
This is so stupid and boring that you start shoot yourself, but just
|
||||
in time you are interrupted by .....
|
||||
|
||||
Scheme: You shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun with
|
||||
which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the gun
|
||||
with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds the
|
||||
gun with which you shoot yourself in the appendage which holds...
|
||||
...but none of the other appendages are aware of this happening.
|
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|
||||
sh, csh, etc.:
|
||||
You can't remember the syntax for anything, so you spend five
|
||||
hours reading man pages before giving up. You then shoot the
|
||||
computer and switch to C.
|
||||
|
||||
Smalltalk: You spend so much time playing with the graphics and windowing
|
||||
system that your boss shoots you in the foot, takes away your
|
||||
workstation, and makes you develop in COBOL on a character
|
||||
terminal.
|
||||
|
||||
SNOBOL: You grab your foot with your hand, then rewrite your hand to
|
||||
be a bullet. The act of shooting the original foot then
|
||||
changes your hand/bullet into yet another foot (a left foot).
|
||||
|
||||
SNOBOL: If you succeed, shoot yourself in the left foot. If you fail,
|
||||
shoot yourself in the right foot.
|
||||
|
||||
SQL: You cut your foot off, send it out to a service bureau and when it
|
||||
returns, it has a hole in it, but will no longer fit the
|
||||
attachment at the end of your leg.
|
||||
|
||||
SYBASE: You carelessly invoke the procedure sp_insert_bullet() which firesa
|
||||
trigger (neat, eh) on the table GUN. To maintain referential
|
||||
integrity, the system invokes another trigger which inserts bullets
|
||||
in your other foot, your shins, your thighs, pelvis and so on up to
|
||||
the cranium. You are left in third normal form.
|
||||
|
||||
|
||||
UNIX: % ls foot.c foot.h foot.o toe.c toe.o
|
||||
% rm *.o
|
||||
rm: .O: No such file or directory
|
||||
% ls
|
||||
%
|
||||
|
||||
Visual Basic: You'll shoot yourself in the foot, but you'll have so
|
||||
much fun doing it that you won't care.
|
||||
61
curiosidades/WIN95.TXT
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curiosidades/WIN95.TXT
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@ -0,0 +1,61 @@
|
||||
Some day in the MS House...
|
||||
Bill: A ver!, que pasa con ese Windows 94?.
|
||||
Tech: Pues de maravilla, hasta le hemos cambiado el nombre... O:)
|
||||
Bill: Arj, otra vez?, llevamos desde el 91 haciendolo!.
|
||||
Tech: Si, bueno, pero esta vez de verdad que ser la £ltima.
|
||||
Bill: Mejor ser , ya estoy harto de sacar versiones del 3.0
|
||||
Tech: Ah, entonces el W95 qu‚ es?
|
||||
Bill: Nada, nada es el sistema operativo del fut...
|
||||
Tech: Eh!, para el rollo que yo tabajo aqu¡.
|
||||
Bill: Bueno, una venta m s es una venta m s...
|
||||
The time pass...
|
||||
Bill: Qu‚, estamos a mitad del 95 y seguimos sin saber nada de vosotros...
|
||||
Tech: Otra beta, d‚janos sacar otra beta...
|
||||
Bill: Nada, me he decidido y lo he anunciado para Agosto, si no lo teneis
|
||||
listo, os jodeis.
|
||||
Tech: Pero si lo que tenemos es una patata!.
|
||||
Bill: Pues se le hace una buena campa¤a, y se anuncia como la patata del
|
||||
futuro. Pero vamos a ver, qu‚ problema hay?.
|
||||
Tech: Que todavia no lo hemos hecho sistema operativo.
|
||||
Bill: Hummm, pues la campa¤a ya est pagada, hay que pensar en algo. A
|
||||
ver... qu‚ le falta al Windows 95 para ser sistema operativo... el
|
||||
DOS!. Lo vendremos con el DOS incluido...!.
|
||||
Tech: Pero, pero...
|
||||
Bill: Nada, si ponemos el DOS, y al DOS lo llamamos Windows 95 nadie puede
|
||||
negar que el Windows 95 sea un sistema operativo.
|
||||
Tech: Hombre, visto as¡... vale, pero no conseguimos hacer que todos los
|
||||
programas funcionen en una ventana...
|
||||
Bill: Todo son problemas!, a ver, esos programas funcionan el bajo DOS normal
|
||||
y corriente?
|
||||
Tech: Si, claro.
|
||||
Bill: Pues ya funcionan bajo Windows 95, al fin y al cabo es el DOS de
|
||||
siempre.
|
||||
Tech: Ya voy pillando la idea. O sea que no pueden negar que Windows 95 sea
|
||||
100% compatible DOS, por la sencilla raz¢n d que el Windows 95 sigue
|
||||
siendo un DOS...claro...
|
||||
Bill: Dios!. Os lo tengo que solucionar todo, me tengo que subir el sueldo.
|
||||
Tech: Y el multitarea real?.
|
||||
Bill: Eh, qu‚?, multitarea real?. Ah si, que pasa, no lo habeis conseguido?.
|
||||
Tech: Nop, seguimos examinando la copia de la WARP que regal¢ el PCworld,
|
||||
pero seguimos sin pillarle el truco.
|
||||
Bill: Si al final tendre que comprar la IBM... A ver, que multitarea tenemos
|
||||
hecha?
|
||||
Tech: El de Windows 3.11 es la m s sencilla, pero no es real. Como mucho,
|
||||
del NT.
|
||||
Bill: La del NT nada, que si no no vendemos ni una copia del NT 95. Ponle la
|
||||
multitarea del 3.11 y ll male de una forma bonita que no diga nada.
|
||||
Tech: Cooperativa?.
|
||||
Bill: Bueno, puede valer. Bueno, no queda m s, ah si, los 32 bits. No
|
||||
habreis metido tambi‚n la gamba en eso.
|
||||
Tech: Nop, aqui hemos trabajado bien, hemos usado los registros de 32 solo
|
||||
lo imprescindible. Es que si ponemos todo a 32 bits, un 486 con 4 Mb
|
||||
sobrar¡a.
|
||||
Bill: Espero que pida por lo menos un Pentium con 16 Mb para ir normal...
|
||||
Tech: Bueno, el caso es que es mejor el 486, as¡ que con pedir un DX4 a 100
|
||||
quedamos bien y no ponemos Pentium, asi no pueden quejarse los usuarios.
|
||||
Bill: Perfecto, hala, ahora a sacarlo al mercado.
|
||||
Tech: Ok.
|
||||
Bill: Veamos, cobraremos unos 8-9 d¢lares por aqu¡, as¡ vender‚ m s.
|
||||
Pongamos unas cuantas fechas... Francia, Italia, UK, Espa¤a... Co¤o, esto
|
||||
donde est ... Ah, si!, je como son unos pardillos les cobrare el doble, as¡
|
||||
hago m s negocio...
|
||||
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